"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS: Beauty Tips for Getting Your Sad Ass Out of The House*
*Leaving the house optional, alcohol obviously even more optional, hangover SUPER optional
There are the times when you are literally incapable of leaving your goblin lair and interacting with other human beings, and then there are the times when you could, conceivably, do that. It’s not exactly that you WANT to, like who can remember the last time you actively WANTED anything, hahaha choking sob, but, you know, it’s possible that you could get out for one night, and it would even presumably be a good idea, who knows, what difference does it make. WELL, LISTEN UP, LIL BUDDY, YOU CAN DO IT, AND HERE IS HOW: WITH TIPS!
i wish i had more money so i could buy really good presents for all my friends
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How rude of John to not reciprocate, am I right? #ThisShowIsItsOwnFanfic
i was gonna say something about him having an excuse because he was driving but let’s be real, he spends like 95% of his time in that car staring over at dorian anyway sooOOO
Quick illustration for an assignment where I took the evil Stepmother from Cinderella/any fairytale and gave her a sympathetic backstory. I imagined a young girl who was excited and bright and full of all the things she wanted to do and the places she was going to go. Bit by bit everything was taken away by her family and her society: her plans, her independence, her intelligence, her lovers, her choices, her hope. She turned inward and locked everything away and became brittle and thorny, not giving a damn about anyone but her daughters, not letting anyone get in the way of their survival, their shot at happiness.
Dorian also whips it out and John just begrudgingly admits how impressive it is.
and it’s only episode five aksdl;fjasdf i just want to throw myself off a bridge like WHAT IS THE END OF THE SEASON GONNA LOOK LIKE
i totally agree that when dorian teases it’s sooo not malicious, you’re right nonnie!!! i think what kills me most is that john does not seem the type (at least not in the very first few episodes) to really deal with anyone’s teasing, whether kind or otherwise. he’s pretty much a ~lone wolf, on his own, brushing off any sort of interpersonal interaction as useless or unimportant - and he’s definitely not putting up with anyone’s shit. which is why it fucking kills me now, in episode five or whatever we’ll be in, that dorian has basically snuck in behind john’s barriers and gets to tease him and be a general cutie jerkface whenever he wants when i don’t think john would put up with non-malicious teasing from anyone else in his life right now.