The other day I got thrown out of a window by Tom Hardy.
Boy is he big and strong.
Bane
Bane, a man who spent his whole life in prison, was a test subject for a drug that gave him increased strength, although he also became addicted to that drug. As opposed to some of the more classic villains that have populated the Batman movies, Bane is a more recent creation (1993) and is best known for a story where he broke Batman’s back, leaving the hero a paraplegic.
HE BROKE BATMAN’S BACK
HE BROKE BATMAN’S BACK
HE BROKE BATMAN’S BACK
BROKEBAT MOUNTAIN
TEARS ARE STREAMING DWON MY FACE
BRING ON THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN GOOD OLE BATMAN AND BANE/CHRISTIAN BALE AND TOM HARDY. OH YES.
OH GOD THIS POST IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
