i totally agree that when dorian teases it’s sooo not malicious, you’re right nonnie!!! i think what kills me most is that john does not seem the type (at least not in the very first few episodes) to really deal with anyone’s teasing, whether kind or otherwise. he’s pretty much a ~lone wolf, on his own, brushing off any sort of interpersonal interaction as useless or unimportant - and he’s definitely not putting up with anyone’s shit. which is why it fucking kills me now, in episode five or whatever we’ll be in, that dorian has basically snuck in behind john’s barriers and gets to tease him and be a general cutie jerkface whenever he wants when i don’t think john would put up with non-malicious teasing from anyone else in his life right now.
ahhh, you’re a doll nonnie, ty!
SHIT I JUST SAW IT OMG I ONLY JUST STARTED READING IT AND I AM ALREADY FEELING MY TENUOUS GRASP ON MY SIRIUS-RELATED EMOTIONS SLIPPING
sophie still exists! she’s just limiting her online existence to her personal blog at the moment. she says she’s more than willing to send fics to anyone who wants them now that her stuff isn’t on ao3, but you’d have come off anon so that i can make sure her personal blog stays personal.
hahaha yessssssss askdl;fj ahhhh!!! i love that fic, it is ridiculously precious and if i could simply watch it happen for the rest of time i would be able to die happy!
I GROANED AND THEN MAKE A CHOKING SOUND THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST I HATE IT
DON’T ASK I DON’T WANT TO KNOW OH GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE
oh gosh! aksl;djf yay
1. When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
not gonna lie, i am the kind of person who lets their ice cream melt pretty significantly and mixes it up and mushes it together in the bowl so i eat them pretty much all together! i like mixing my food.
34. Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
i don’t watch late night tv! probably craig ferguson tho because he seems nice and not crappy and bubbles would kill me if i said anything else.
13. Could you win the Hunger Games?
oh FUCK no. like there is no fucking way in hell NO. i would be the first one dead. i would just lay down right there in the cornucopia and give the fuck up. what i could probably do okay at is the manipulation part pre-the Games, getting sponsors and shit. but the actual survival shit? NAH.
7. Did you get enough sleep last night?
for once in my life, actually, YES! it was wonderful. i went to bed at 11 and woke up naturally with the sun at 8 and i feel awesome.
2. Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
thunderstorm probably, as annoying as it is when it’s raining and you have glasses and not contacts. but frostbite is not cute. like super not cute.
3. Let’s say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
so like, if i go, i can’t come back? i can only continuously go in one direction? then forward, for sure. as interesting as history is, it was not an impressively great place for ladies and i would not excel at the things ladies were supposed to excel at. so the future it is! hopefully being able to see the world get progressively better. or maybe some fuckin space ships, that would be baller.
the netherlands! or england! but i super fell in love with amsterdam while i was there, so probably there. but i also really love brighton from my time abroad, so maybe there? akls;jfadf i dunno. but either of those countries for sure.
19. If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
aklsdaf;sdf language language language language. it’s been pretty much a dream of mine to become fluent in at least one other language but i’m a massive failure and i always have been. my new language of focus is cape verdean creole because that’s what so many of my kids speak but like i would KILL to speak other languages.
23. You’re in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go “OH SHIT, THAT’S MY JAM!” What song is it?
probably ‘what would you do’ by city high or ‘royals’ by lorde rn. or pretty much anything by little mix.
27. Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
no tattoos yet but i do want them! the one i’ve wanted for the longest right now is the quote ‘all shall love me and despair’ either in the style of the traditional banner tattoos or something typographic. i dunno, either way it’ll have to wait until money is no longer an issue SIGH.
i can definitely see that playing in - though that disconnect between book enthusiasm and movie enthusiasm might be related to the fact that alan rickman started playing snape in 2001 and ootp and snape’s worst memory and the following woobification came out in 03. but i have a sneaking suspicion you’re pretty much on the money, nonnie.