(cont.) stand is yet to come and he doesn’t want to DO IT anymore but if he doesn’t want that then what??? what is he? WHO is he? and how does he make sure nasir never, ever suffers what he’s just suffered? how does he make sure he never finds himself there again, there where he can’t be in nasir’s arms? seriously I need help.
this is like the least okay thing you’ve ever made me read like jesus fucking christ if i have to read fic about agron up on the cross i will probably give up the goat right now and just lay down on the ground and never get up because fuck i have never seen him so lost this should be a time of fucking celebration, this should be a cause for joy - to be reunited with nasir
but all there is left for agron is the stretch of road he neglected - the path that he should have followed nasir down, one that would have kept him his hands, saw him remain the man - the warrior - that he was, but now he is less than that and even less deserving of nasir for it
could he even ask nasir to follow him now? is it weakness to want nothing more of blood and battle now that it wants nothing more of him? now that it has taken nearly all of him - is he pitiful for wondering if nasir will join him in the tilling of land? perhaps cool dark earth will sooth the sting of his hands where the rough edge of his sword cannot.
ugh sorry this took me forever to reply to i s2g i wrote a reply to this like ten times ANYWAY
seriously nonnie get out of MY HEAD BECAUSE FUCK okay like the only thing that i like more than agron playing with nasir’s hair is their size difference and i think everyone knows how much i appreciate agron and nasir’s size difference but kalsdfjsd UGH nasir’s HAIR i am so with you nonnie, like 100%
i would basically commit horrible bloody murder for fic about agron washing nasir’s hair
i just love the idea that agron not only loves nasir’s hair because it’s fucking gorgeous and soft and wonderful but because he likes taking care of nasir and sometimes when nasir’s too tired to do anything he just sort of squirms his way into agron’s lap and agron will give him a head massage while nasir rumbles his contentment and then agron will braid nasir’s hair up out of his face so he can go to bed
and agron loves nasir’s bedhead when he wakes up and basically does his damnedest to make sure he gets as many secret pictures of it on his phone as possible
sorry it took so long to respond nonnie, i’ve been at work. great question!
okay so it’s definitely nasir who hogs the blankets. the boy just runs really cold and so he’s perpetually bundled up in blankets and sweatshirts when he wanders around the house and agron gets so frustrated with him because he refuses to wear socks or slippers but he always complains how his feet are cold and then he tries to warm them on agron who makes noises that are too high pitched for dogs to even hear when nasir shoves his toes under agron’s butt
the blanket hogging is never a legitimate issue tho because agron shoves them all off because he runs at like 100 degrees. it also means nasir gravitates towards agron no matter how they sleep - they could start on opposite ends of the bed and in the morning they’d wake up the same way they always do, with nasir tucked into a tiny ball against agron’s back or stomach, leeching off warmth like the adorable parasite he is. agron makes fun of nasir for it but he secretly finds it ridiculously cute.
as for forgetting about milk, probably agron? as much as he loves food and cooking, he is absolutely the kind of person to chug milk straight out of the carton, finish it off, toss the carton away and then wander away back to whatever he was doing
nasir has threatened a torturous death if he opens up the fridge in the morning ONE MORE TIME and there is NO MILK FOR HIS COFFEE although now that they are living miles and miles away from one another, nasir has to admit how often the milk goes bad (which it never does when he’s with agron) because he always buys one of those massive gallon ones and he never finishes it so there are some benefits to having a stupid milk guzzling boyfriend
(he would only admit this under torture tho)
sophie’s already demanded i write it and i’m kind of powerless against her soooooo
yeah that’ll probably happen :D
(cont.) (also castus fits into this because he’s that smokin hot dude in nasir’s lecture that flirts with him 24/7 even though he’s been told in no uncertain terms nasir’s got a boyfriend. but it’s still super flattering and kind of fun and nasir feels bad about it and tries to push it off by being like “yo castus look at this pic of agron” and castus is like “yes he is indeed a dreamboat you know who else is a dreamboat, you are” and nasir’s like “well that backfired.”)
yes yes yes i definitely love the idea of agron loving cooking, he’d totally just see it as an extension of taking care of the people he loves and whether that means force feeding them vegetables before they die of scurvy than so be it and AGH YES CAT and cat is just like so indifferent to either of them in terms of like attention but he appreciates warm so no matter where agron settles in at night, cat manages to worm his way into the most awkward contortions aka like behind agron’s back when he’s slumped onto the couch or like between the couch cushions, his head sticking up next to agron who conked out sideways after work one day and agron is charmed by his ridiculousness also his weirdo determination and nasir appreciates having an eager foot warmer because agron whines whenever nasir buries his cold toes under agron’s thighs but cat just sits on them and purrs
and kasldfjasdf yes ugh castusssss like nasir is kind of like is this dude for real at first but then castus ends up being like a cool dude he just seriously can’t stop flirting with nasir so nasir’s kind of like okay shrug and uses castus to hone his flirting game so that he can make agron stutter and stumble over his words even more quickly than usual and agron’s not really cool with this dude trying to get with nasir and he can’t even be there to loom menacingly or anything but nasir periodically mentions how castus refers to agron as “the hottie boyfriend” and agron doesn’t really know what to do with that so he just sort of grumbles and pets cat moodily
drags hands down face ugh yes oh my god
and agron always tries to talk him into letting his hair down so that agron can vicariously enjoy it but nasir makes faces and threatens to hang up when agron starts giving him the puppy eyes but honestly, agron is pretty much completely charmed by nasir in his pre-bedtime attire and finds him hot pretty much constantly
they always try to take care of each other from miles and miles away like nasir always tries to make agron stop talking to him and go to sleep at a normal human time because nasir’s an hour or two earlier timezone-wise plus he has afternoon/evening classes and agron always talks about how tired he is in the morning and nasir knows it’s pretty much his fault, but agron always flat out refuses and in return agron tries to convince nasir to stop eating such shitty food and eat an apple or something for the sake of his heart and his blood pressure and shit and of course he pairs that with more ridiculous puppy eyes and nasir has to fight the urge to throw something at his computer screen
also agron has a weirdo scrappy stray cat that showed up one day after nasir left and refuses to leave so he pets that while he and nasir attempt to parse out what it is about cadbury eggs that make them so damn perfect and nasir tries not to feel resentful that he’s not being petted
ahhhhhhh what a great question nonnie! honestly, i think they’d both be pretty fucking pathetic without the other - but nasir would handle it “better” in the sense that i think he’d probably invest himself in other things, keep himself busy. he’d be the type to reassure others that he was fine, even as he pathetically hugs agron’s pillow to himself as they skype every night.
agron would definitely need some adjusting to a life without nasir by his side - he’d be all pouty and moody for the first few weeks before duro or somebody eventually kicked his butt and told him to stop being so annoying. he’d put on a show too, but probably only for nasir - telling him to go out and enjoy life and to go to bars and stuff with naevia and mira when they asked, but would take quite a lot of happiness in the fact that nasir would prefer to stay in and debate batman vs superman with him in his pajamas, hair piled up on his head messily, big dorky glasses on his face.
they would pretty much pine tho, they aren’t really happy without the other
once the episode of the crucifixion airs, i’m sure we’ll get tons of alternate rescue scenes written. i would attempt it for you my love but i’m in the midst of two nagron fics right now and neither are going well. one is complete fluff and i hate it and ugh i’m editing it now and it’s just not what i wanted at all so it might never see the light of day
and the other is nasir going to the underworld to fetch agron back and its fun but i don’t want to fuck it up so it’s slow going
SIGH it’s like writing my novel permanently damaged my ability to write anything not shitty
makes grabby hands
gimmie this fic and nobody gets hurt
hand it over nonnie
favourite female character: naeviaaaAAAAAA seriously what a perfect character arc i am just drooling over how well executed naevia’s character has been and jesus i am just such a fan
favourite male character: ahHHhh oh god, uh, um, NASIR. AGRON?? noO NASIR OKAY NASIR.
least favourite female character: yikes. um. i mean, like, lucretia? but in that way where i adore her for being so terrible? but yes, lucretia.
least favourite male character: nemetes the fuckkkkkk jesus ALSO ASHUR but i legit think nemetes is my least favorite? that fabia scene fucked with my head so hard. ;__;
favourite ship: nagronNNNNNNNNNNNN jesus those fuckers have taken over my life
least favourite ship: i’m hoping gannicus/sibyl isn’t a thing? because saxa my love my precious my darling. also sparty/illythia which i see sometimes just like no i am not into it, no thank
film/tv show rating: 9/10 - the point off is because it’s going to fucking break my heart!!!!!!!!!!
yeeeeee PR nonnie! <333
let’s do ninja storm!
favourite female character: tori obvs, gurl had her boys in hand. also she’s a blue, nuff said.
favourite male character: CAM cam cAM cAMCAMCAMMM like woobie baby precious princeling hacker genius samurai!!!!!!
least favourite female character: uhhh, i mean i liked pretty much all of the girls on the show? even like marah and kapri? literally i cannot think of a girl i didn’t like
least favourite male character: uhhhh. probably one of the doofy alien dudes, because let’s be real, i love all the derpling boy rangers and sensei and lothor. cuties everyone!!!!!!!
favourite ship: agh i wanna say blake/tori so badly but my love for hunter/cam is just like SO STRONG but blori’s my forever otp so, them
least favourite ship: i’m not so much into hunter/tori, which seems like a popular secondary ship?? i multiship pretty much everything, but that one’s kind of like meh
film/tv show rating: honestly, it ranks like number 1 for me among PR seasons so 10/10 :D :D :D would watch again
this is cruel and unusual punishment nonnie omigosh ;___________;
holds face and makes grabby hands
kal;djafsd ugh i know! forehead kisses are kind of my kryptonite anyway, for any of my ships, but for some reason, for nagron it’s like a billion times worse/better! it’s just so affectionate and familiar, i just love the idea that it’s this simple little gesture that has so much fondness/love behind it - and that agron does it without even thinking about it! it just KILLED me!