omg i finally found the one flaw of my roommates
they fucking love grapes too much
they ate all of my grapes yesterday and then bought me replacement ones
and then started eating those
grapes. (but you know, tv is cool too)
omigod you guys THEY DON’T HAVE GRAPES HERE AT COLLEGE.
i’d have to go out and buy them
AND WE HAVE GRAPES
what is it with you and grapes? other food you seem to be able to eat without having the urge to compulsively store in your mouth like a chipmunk
i honestly don’t know. it’s like i see a bunch of grapes and my only instinct becomes OH MY GOD I BET YOU COULD PUT LIKE FIFTY OF THOSE IN YOUR MOUTH.
i bet most of my followers are really glad this grape shit happens at like 4am in the morning
they wake up and go back through their dashes like what the fuck is this girl on.
does she just get high early in the morning and eat grapes all the time?
and my answer would be yes.
except without the high bit right now.
all right, putting the grapes away. i feel like i’ve eaten a solid pound and a half at least.
so the stuffing my mouth with grapes thing was probably the least attractive thing i’ve ever done
oh the fuck well.
oh mah gah woman you’re supposed to ease into those sorts of things
NOT HERE, NOT IN THIS HOUSE. BALLS TO THE WALL, BB. GO BIG OR GO HOME.
If I ever come off super creepy, I’ll stop being amused by your grape posts. lol
hahahahah, never, your enjoyment of my grape feasts is part of the awesomeness of it all.
I CURRENTLY HAVE 31 GRAPES IN MY MOUTH AND NOW I’M SUFFOCATING
HOW DO I EAT THESE NOW
i put 26 grapes in my mouth once. YOU CAN DO IT.
OMFG IS THAT A DARE. BECAUSE IF SO I FUCKING ACCEPT. TIME TO SEE HOW MANY GRAPES BECCA CAN PUT IN HER MOUTH AT ONCE PEOPLE.
SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
ugh i hate you i want a grape feast too. …know what, fuck it, imma have an ORANGE FEAST
fuck yeah, we do not discriminate against fruits of different origin on this blog. orange feast it up bb.
so nothing about fruitism here but i must admit, this bowl of orange slices? perfection. (also my creys when i realized my favorite knife is missing. i mean yes, i have a favorite knife what of it)
cheers my dear, these grapes are fucking amazing. and i totally understand the favorite knife thing. my dad’s big on cooking so our collection of knives numbers around twice what normal people have.