yo, ME, I have a writing portfolio due in 8 days and i’m 9 pieces short.
yesssss i usually make a promise to work for the next 15/20/30/whatever minutes on something straight without distractions and then come back together with whoever i’m mutually whip cracking with and then we complain about life/everything/writing for a few minutes and then do another 15/20 until we want to stop
is that a thing you might be interested in??
yep! it’s the sorting test that’s going around that collected all of the questions from the different versions of the pottermore sorting quiz: http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-sorting-hat-pottermore-test-all-questions
three (more!) secrets i am keeping - i’m the only one in my immediate family who hasn’t gone to therapy for some reason and its mostly because i was never given the option, i still often exaggerate and lie when i tell stories about my day in order to make people laugh, i am legitimately horrible at putting makeup on and i don’t understand when everyone else learned all this shit did i miss that day in middle school or something
WAIT THERE’S ONE WHERE HARDISON GETS BURIED ALIVE clearly i shouldn’t have gotten distracted so quickly.
yeaaaaah they have to steal a funeral and hardison gets caught and put in a coffin and buried AND THEY HAVE TO RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK TO SAVE HIIIIIM it’s horrible and glorious i love when shows do buried alive episodes
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT LIKE 100% CORRECT NO MISTAKES YES MA’AM
All of those are so cute! I have also been wanting some teal pants.
ty! i have been wanting some green jeans for months! i’m so pumped for them. my next pair will have to be red, i think.
starboarding replied to your post: my mommy just bought me a ton of clothes for xmas…
SUPES CUTE. I love the pants.
y’all get ready THIS IS HAPPENING
omg do ittttttt CHELSEA PLS I BEG OF YOU you will not regret it
there is excellent nudity and all of the tears and so much blood and just like FUN and ANGST and HORRIBLE FLUFF and you are perpetually confused as to how one show can manage all of this
BUT IT DOES
I AM NOT WATCHING IT FOR YOU YOU HEINOUS CREATURE I’M WATCHING IT BECAUSE I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE READ ALL OF THE STEREK FIC AVAILABLE ON AO3 OVER THE PAST MONTH
DO IT. FALL IN LOVE. THE SHOW IS A GIFT.
NO IT IS A CURSE I KNOW IT ALREADY
Crap now I have to watch it, if only to understand 83% of Nicandro’s posts.
the theme of nicandro’s blog is essentially “hot guys.” you’ll probably be okay without it
BUT YES PLEASE WATCH IT WITH ME SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO COMMISERATE WITH
that’s okay i had two essays and a take-home quiz and instead i’ve made a birthday card, accidentally set a dessert on fire, and gone to wendy’s. I GIVE UP, MAN WAS NOT MADE FOR COLLEGE.
and seriously omg how am i still here i don’t understand how they haven’t figured me out yet and kicked me out
my final paper for one of my classes this semester is called That Monthly Curse: Feminism and Patriarchal Ideologies in MTV’s Teen Wolf.
kalsdjfkla;sdf YES omg perfectttttttt clever titles are the best
I would read all of these, ngl.
hahahaha, for some of them the title was definitely the best part of the paper
some were pretty good tho!
“Do It Like They Do on the Discovery Channel: An Exploration of Sexuality in ‘Beauty and the Beast’”
i wanted you to call it that so muuuuuuuuuch
jealous tbh, these are awesome titles and topics
my topics are generally interesting tho my arguments are always shitty haha, i’m not a very good paper writer. i like the mechanics of it tho, and i love titling them
…you get cool topics to write about. Lucky.
actually most of these were open/choose your own topic essays! the only one that wasn’t was probably the one about the killing joke, but even that one i made different because i compared it to truman capote’s in cold blood.
i hate set essay topics, i just feel like there’s a set expectation with those and i feel like i always miss the bar
wow i suck at titles, jealousy rising.
i will help you title any essays ever!!!!!!!! i sometimes spend like an hour thinking about titles for papers - rather than editing, so whoo, good priorities :D :D